Goddam Birds

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 01/31/2020 at 18:49 • Filed to: None

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Don’t get me wrong, I love birds. And !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! look really cool, but all they eat is berries and then they go roost in the top of my oak tree and shit all over my van. Seriously, f**k those guys. They did all this destruction in the space of an hour. I had to get the windex out and wash the windshield before I could leave, because I knew the wipers would be no help.

benn454 > ttyymmnn 01/31/2020 at 18:55

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 This is why BB guns were invented. 

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 01/31/2020 at 19:04

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That sucks. Those birds should get a severe talking to.

My wife also parks her van under an oak tree.  She doesn’t get much of this though.  It may have something to do with the fact that our cat likes to climb that tree.

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > ttyymmnn 01/31/2020 at 19:07

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I’ve made the mistake of not washing the paint soon enough after this and the clear coat got stained....pissed me off!

ttyymmnn > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 01/31/2020 at 19:09

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This van is almost 17 years old, so I’m not all that worried about the clear coat. 

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 01/31/2020 at 19:24

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$kaycog > ttyymmnn 01/31/2020 at 19:35

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It course be worse.

#DirtyBirds

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > ttyymmnn 01/31/2020 at 19:51

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Fair enough, I was mostly just venting.

Urambo Tauro > ttyymmnn 01/31/2020 at 20:23

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